Thursday, February 28, 2008

22 Beliefs of a Good Democrat

I thought this was funny (and true) and wanted to pass it along...


1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create depressions and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iranians and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex--in the face of all the cases of teacher sex abuse of children in the news.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of New York , Boston , San Francisco, or Portland do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn esteem.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and Alexander G. Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge and not enough money was spent on its programs.

17. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

18. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and in a normal marriage.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying transvestites in drag should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States .

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's OK to give Federal workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not OK to say "Merry Christmas."

Ready to vote?

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At 6:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is your responce, Dude

1. If it isn't wanted, then get rid of it.

2. Government has created Prosperity for the CEO's. Its time to call the Trade Experiments a failure and end NAFTA, Block CAFTA, and start taxing China.

3. YUP! Because I would do anything I needed to do to protect my Family! Ummm, because I don't believe abortion was a thing I thought about when my Wife got pregnant!

4. What a stupid thing to say, History shows otherwise.

5. HUH?? I think that it wasn't started by an invisible hole in the Ozone, like Dupont says. What a well crafted pile of BS that was.

6. Sooo, what's your viewpoint? Are you telling me I can't think my own thoughts?

7. NO, The AIDS virus was started BECAUSE of Federal Funding.

8. O.K. Now i'm PISSED! My Wife is a teacher, and a damn good one at that! If parents would stop using Teachers as Baby Sitters and step up and take a more major role in their kids lives, the kids wouldn't have to look for "Love" elsewhere!

9. I love looney activists, Grilled.

10. Can't have one without the other!

11. I thought it was a good movie. I thought It followed pretty well what the Bible says happened during that time of Jesus' life. Have you read it?

12. My views are the exact opposite. the ACLU is, in My viewpoint, Underground Natzi.

13. Taxes are too low, just look at the National DEBT ran up by the REPUBLICANS! Then look at the Money the Bankers are making!

14. Never heard of the first two, so obviously not as important as the last three.

15. Actually, the standardized tests I think you are talking about with the "No Child Left Behind" hoopla are just a waste of time and taxpayer money. All it did was create another Beaurocasy. Sorry about the spelling.

16. I don't care about other Governments, I do care that we as the USA are trying to FORCE OUR WAY OF LIFE onto others who...really don't want it!!

17. With "Conservaties" we got over a Trillion dollars in debt. With someone who was a Human, we were running surpluses and.....get this.....Making PAYMENTS to the FEDERAL DEBT!

18. So, are you a Hipocrite? Again, excuse my spelling.

19. Yes......and No.

20. I don't even like the trade programs the United States has with China so, No I don't have to believe ANY funding from China is O.K.

21. Whatever.....

22. In the last 20 years, I can count on ONE hand the number of Christmases I have had off, just because they have fallen on one of my days off. So, yeah, let em' have the day the way, MERRY CHRISTMAS!


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